We can settle this like gentlemen.
All the girls are like "IM BEAUTIFUL ALL THE BOYS LOVE ME JFDHIFHUDFG!!!", and I'm just like "...I like food" Ask me shit Wankers Wanking

meladoodle:

*in the club* yo where the fuckin kidz bop music at??

(via deadlydani)

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buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

(via 1-800-butthole)

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screams: queued! xx

stay-safe-stay-strongg:

The last three hours of my life have been spent crying over the Once Upon a Time and Revenge season finales and I have no one to talk about to about either and like ABC what are you trying to do to me.

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the-potter-tardis: the-summoner: helloamitumblingyet: thew0lfm0ther: NO YES do you ever just stop and look at a post and realize that these are actual people, doing actual things in actual places, like your neighbor could be in their house right now, putting panty hose on their dog or making a cosplay or dancing around in a horse mask to put on a website for other actual people in other actual places to enjoy, think i just blew my own mind, GOD DAMMIT. I AM 58361836% DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE.
danivalentine: This gave me chills.  Jack Nicholson, who played the Joker in 1989 - and who was furious he wasn’t consulted about the creepy role - offered a cryptic comment when told Ledger was dead. “Well,” Nicholson told reporters in London early Wednesday, “I warned him.”
headfirstforieros: spoken-not-written: napoleonwearsshortshorts: lovely-rina: puttin-onthe-witz: paulandthemccartneys: FUCKING WHAT?!?!?! WHAT I ..I CANT EVEN SA Y HOQ FKLSA IT’S IN COLOUR?!?!?! Classic rock fandom, the only fandom to get excited when a photo is in colour. FUCKING COLORS THOUGH OMFG THIS OMG WHAT I CAN’T BELIEVE IT
dullpale: message me when you’re sad/lonely x
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